Wednesday, December 10, 2008

CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure I put enough exclamation marks down. CC Sabathia is going to be a Yankee, according to Joel Sherman of the New York Post. They'll need to dot the i's and cross the t's but if Sherman's correct, the long national nightmare is over. And to Mike Francesa, who was adamant on Monday about how CC was playing the Yankees and didn't want to come; I'm deeply ashamed to call you a fellow Yankees fan. I listened to you yesterday (today, who knows?, it's 5 in the morning) and was flabbergasted. You, sir, are an idiot. Let's see you backtrack later today. Happy days are here again. Now go get Sheets!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Do you think Plax has seen this?

A video of a policeman doing a demonstration on gun safety in front of a class of students that goes horribly awry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj4yUpR1PB0

All the Giants have to do is avoid shooting themselves in the foot...ohh wait.

All I'll say is this, at least Tank Johnson was a man who knew how to handle his firearm, if not properly conceal it. C'mon Plax, you were a third round pick on one of my fantasy teams slated to be my no#1 wideout. Now you impale your own thigh fumbling around in your pocket at a nightclub. 

Shame.

Safeties of the N.F.L. variety apparently aren't the ones that cause you the most trouble. 
As for Antonio Pierce and Derrick Ward, remember in public school, because some of us on the show wore polo shirts to private school everyday like pussies, myself not included, when the policeman came in and warned everyone about the dangers or drugs and hanging out with a bad crowd? If I'm Roger Goodell I would make every NFL player who commits a crime and or drug offense redo the DARE program.

And I would give Plax a coupon for a free game of paintball. Clearly he could use the practice.